"Yeah, I break for birds. I rock a lot of polka dots. And I have touched glitter in the last twenty-four hours.

I'm sorry I don't talk like Murphy Brown and I hate your pant suit. I wish it had ribbons on it or something to make it just slightly cuter. And that doesn't mean that im not smart, and tough, and strong."

Zooey Deschanel as Jess on The New Girl