"I hate the way you're always right,

I hate it when you lie.

I hate it when you make me laugh,

even worse when you make me cry.

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I hate it when you're not around

and the fact that you didn't call.

But mostly I hate the way

I don't hate you,

Not even close, not even a little bit,

Not even at all."

Julia Stiles, 10 Things I Hate About You